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Haaa. Neighbor is feisty.
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Friend sent me this pic. Thanks a lot FB for documenting my lameness throughout the years and thanks to timeline for making it easily accessible.
Kid wakes up to “Breed” by Nirvana, totally nails the air drums
Yes, I do think his generation will have the world in capable hands.
If I were to take trip somewhere, I’d have to pay an overweight baggage fee for my eye bags. Get it? Because my eye bags are out of control. Sleepless… and still hiding in the back at work.
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Hiding in the back at work… Just mesmerized by Barbara Walter’s legs. They look so good.
Waiting in my car before Zumba class.
Ari offers me lotion.
Oh cool. Ok.
*pump*
“AAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!! Why did you do that?!”
“What?!” I ask while rubbing the lotion all over my hands.
“That was shower gel!!!” She yells with an exaggerated exasperated screech.
ಠ_ಠ
Are you kidding me?!
Why? Why is she so confused? What was I supposed to think?!
Ok, THIS time it wasn’t my stupidity. Other times though it was.
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She’s at the Madrid Open. These are valid questions, yes… But I don’t remember typing them. I think my brain and thumbs have worked out a series of questions that need to be asked in certain situations. Like… I seriously seriously do not remember texting (or whatsapp-ing).
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Torchy’s 🍔, I❤U.
I need to go to the optometrist. I thought that burger was a taco 😔
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Most of my BFFs are married with children. They keep asking me to settle down. Does it look like I’m ready to have kids? Pic is of a baby shower card. Picture it with milkshake all over it… Why? Because that’s what it looks like now.
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Mid 20 somethings having a late night post workout chat. Nothing much has changed since the 4th grade… except she’s a med student now. I was going to say something along lines of … Nothing much has changed except my dreams of going to med school didn’t happen… got sad… then decided not to say it… but for some reason ended up saying it anyways. :(
